odd sense of humor
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Let’s Keep It Simple: Jeans & T-Shirt
I have a humorous T-Shirt that says: “I’m Not Clumsy — Just The Floor Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Walls Get In My Way.” So that, my jeans and the steel-toed sneakers I always wear. ~J. Lyst Continue reading
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Well… Well… Well
Look how the penny has dropped. Is that the right terminology? Probably not. I’m still getting used to using certain euphemisms properly. But… Maybe I’ve forgotten how to, that might be the problem. The colors that I would pick for a sports team are brown, white, and black. And you already know what my mascot Continue reading
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Yikes…
Cooking Singing Baking Writing Driving Badly … That last one is accurate. ~J. Lyst Continue reading
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“Do You Think I’m Fat?”
Today’s inappropriate title and resulting blog post have been inspired by what my innocent eyeballs and ears… took in. Yes, inappropriate. You have been warned. And I’m… still laughing. This has got to be one of the worse questions to answer, but I was pretty tactless when I was asked that years ago. I’m technically Continue reading
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Ooh…
Taglines… “Irritating, Yet Adorable,” “I Have All The Ego,” A Lover Of Cats,” “I Eat Food, I Make Food,” “Num Num Num Dot Com,” “Sad Love Song Lover,” “Eager, Yet, Not,” “I’ll Sing You A Tune,” “Bum Tssh,” “Lady Naps A Lot.” Or as a friend called me at one point… “With Pre-Installed Crash Landing Continue reading
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Energy Conservation
This is a public service announcement. Energy is often collected, stored… and then wasted. Can you imagine what it’s like to see it in action? It’s terrible! I kind of imagine little wings on bolts of electricity that are flying off into the distance. And they have dollar signs dangling off their little lightning feet. Continue reading
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What is this unplug business? Does not compute. ~J. Lyst Continue reading
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Do We Need To Go There?
The oldest thing I’m wearing is my skin. … Just saying. 🤷🏾♀️ ~J. Lyst … Now if you’re talking about things from other people… At current still my own skin. Lot of people’s stuff was donated or tossed after they died. Continue reading
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Numb Bum
An unfortunately side effect of sitting for a few hours is pain and numbness. Primarily of the butt, but the thighs were suffering too. I use one of those coccyx pillows and had to double up. All that I have in the back needs as much space and cushion as possible. This is an odd Continue reading
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