humor
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Let’s Keep It Simple: Jeans & T-Shirt
I have a humorous T-Shirt that says: “I’m Not Clumsy — Just The Floor Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Walls Get In My Way.” So that, my jeans and the steel-toed sneakers I always wear. ~J. Lyst Continue reading
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Well… Well… Well
Look how the penny has dropped. Is that the right terminology? Probably not. I’m still getting used to using certain euphemisms properly. But… Maybe I’ve forgotten how to, that might be the problem. The colors that I would pick for a sports team are brown, white, and black. And you already know what my mascot Continue reading
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Re-Alignment
So… horrible news. I have a rat in my kitchen. Better news. I have inspectors coming to see where it got in and put down stuff to kill it. Frustrating news. The man who was supposed to do my yard work has flaked out… again. It’s enough for me to decide to not even bother Continue reading
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That’s… That
Tired. So tired… and injured. And bleeding. Kitten was spayed today and within 2 hours had already cracked her E-Collar. I got her this recovery vest and she thanked me by clawing my hands and arms up and gouging a hole into the side of the vest. Left one leg unsnapped so she has a Continue reading
Hey, Miss J! 