Hey, Miss J!

For the first time in a long time, I’m not suffering from any confusions or delusions. At least not right now… but my memory is still garbage. My dinner tonight is corn… I literally have no mind and no energy to make anything else. It’s amusing in a horrifying way.

Corn and cheese. A whole can of corn and 56 grams of Swiss.

Finally got my car back. Will do my best to never take driving for granted again.

It’s the first time that I’ve been without my car… and without a rental as well.

It’s common knowledge amongst my friends. Well, at least I hope it is. My car is old. Like really old. It’s over 20 years old now.

Technically, I could qualify for historic tags… but if I remember right, cars with those tags can’t travel over 100 miles a week. Even though I’m barely driving 5 miles a week right now… it would just figure that I get those kinds of tags and have to suddenly drive a really really long distance…

And no way do I want to lie to Geico. I’ve had them for far too many years and have established a good relationship built on honestly… to start doing that.

Which means my old girl will still need to go through emissions. I wouldn’t mind… if I didn’t have such a ridiculous location to drive to, with chaos all around.

And I do mean chaos… I’m starting to worry that I might need one of my friends to ride with me to make sure I don’t veer off the road or do something else stupid like that.

~J. Lyst