Oh, The Irony

Daily writing prompt
What colleges have you attended?

I’ve been to two different colleges. I’m uncertain if it’s safe to say where, but they’re in the radius of where I actually live.

Two colleges, years of paying out of pocket.

Guess what my degree is.

I don’t have one. -_- I’m too stupid to be able to do the math. I wanted to be an accountant, not because I like numbers, but because it paid somewhat decently. However, because of undiagnosed dyslexia, I have an issue with transposing not only numbers, but also positions. Is it positive or negative?

Or both?

62.43 can turn into -62.34 in my mind, which translates into = F.

Is it > or < or = or =/= ?? No one knows!

Especially not me.

~J. Lyst

And I was paying per class. Out of pocket. It was unsustainable.



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